Aquatic Pleasures of Kings Mountain Dive Club
Top 10 Things Not to Say on a Dive Boat
10) "Can I keep this coral that your anchor broke off?"
9) "Buddy? Oh, did I go down with a buddy?"
8) "Can someone lend me a computer? Mine keeps flashing 'Deco Violation'?"
7) "I count seven, are you SURE there are eight names on the manifest?"
6) "Does anyone else smell smoke?"
5) "What do I do with this bucket of vomit?"
4) "Could you 'warm up' my wetsuit for me?"
3) "Macarena anyone?"
2) "Certification smertification!"
1) "Is that your mask under my tank?"
9) "Buddy? Oh, did I go down with a buddy?"
8) "Can someone lend me a computer? Mine keeps flashing 'Deco Violation'?"
7) "I count seven, are you SURE there are eight names on the manifest?"
6) "Does anyone else smell smoke?"
5) "What do I do with this bucket of vomit?"
4) "Could you 'warm up' my wetsuit for me?"
3) "Macarena anyone?"
2) "Certification smertification!"
1) "Is that your mask under my tank?"
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